Ah it's that time of year again. When your family bugs you for a "Christmas" list and you have to try and figure out what you want. Well, normal people's families do that. Not around here in the Gory Kingdom! Kweeny rules and thus she wants Creepy Creepmas Wish Lists from her minions! And I will now do the evil madness with them! OH SO MUCH EVIL!
For your entertainment I and the other contributors of this blog have decided to post our Wish Lists, so that you can judge us on our greed! HUZZAH!
Because the reason for the season is to go more in debt and have stuff right? *scratches chin* I was sure Santa's evil plans were to make us all more greedy...
Oh well. I LIKE SHINY THINGS SO LET'S GET STARTED!
THE GORY KINGDOM'S WISH LIST FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
A Haunted Castle:
I just think a haunted castle would be a neat thing to have. I have always wanted my own castle, I am a Queen after all, and a Kweeny should live in a castle. But a normal castle would bore me. And having that many rooms I would want them filled somehow. Lord Bearington is a big bear, but he is only one bear. Ghosts would make the place very interesting and lively...in it's own way.
OTEPS New Album Hydra:
This is going to be her last album. It comes out on January 22 2013, and I am super stoked. As she puts it, "HYDRA is a conceptual story. Each song is like a Fibonacci sequence, dependent upon the one before & after. It is theater of the mind. Open wide ....let me pollinate you." *Grabs her face and tries to open it wider to fit all the music*
The Major's Body From Ghost In The Shell:
To Own The Event Horizon Ship:
I still want one. I'd make it a haunted attraction!
To Die In A Troma Movie:
Lord Bearington's Wishes:
A Lifetime Supply Of Pizza:
All The Sushi:
I want all the sushi. All of it. Forever. Man I'm getting hungry. I should eat someone... *cough* I mean something...
A Cushy Job:
A Nice Day Of Camping:
Mad Jester's Wishes:
The Three Stooges:
Oh, and speaking of cutting...
A Muramusa Sword:
A Goddamn Arcade:
Whatever Else These Guys Do Next:
This Fucking Thing:
Kweeny: We don't wish for too much now do we?