Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts

Wednesday, 28 January 2015

Kweeny Reviews :Tromeric's Top 500 Movie Activity Book Zine!

I've been super busy the last little while. with Women in Horror Month quickly approaching, and officially starting my own bone art business called Marrow Minded Crafts. I even made business cards!

 I have had a lot on my plate, so I didn't mean to neglect the blog. I still love you blog! *HUGS BLOG, gets werewolf fur all over the place* More horror related goodness is coming, I promise!

Kweeny can't stay away for long!

But I got a copy of this awesome activity book from my good friend Tromeric. He runs a wicked blog called Guts and Grog, and I have on more than one occasion written articles for him. I love the spirit of Guts and Grog, because who doesn't love getting drunk while watching horror movies?

Yes, I know I took the picture backwards! I know...
I sure do! *burps*

So I was pleased to play around with this great activity book, especially since sometimes I have such bad chronic pain, I am incapable of writing two words together. Forget an entire article! So having something silly and fun like this to review is awesome for those days.

I enjoyed watching horror movies and fun shows while coloring in cinema trash heroes such as Divine, and connecting the dots on Eraserhead's hair. HOW MANY ACTIVITY BOOKS HAVE THAT? Plus there are other awesome things like crosswords, word games and more. Hell, the real joy of this book is how great it is for those days you just need something silly and fun to do. Something that requires little fucks on your part, but is still entertaining! It was a pleasure to be sitting in my jammies coloring the cover in while watching Cinemasnob:


I love Brad Jones. And I love Tromeric's Top 500 Movie Activity Book Zine!

So if you want a fun book that is great for when you are having a "fuck it all" kind of day, and you wanna break out your crayons and color in some cool cinema-related shit, then buy this book. It's a lot of fun, cheap, and you can be both a bad ass adult with excellent taste in cinema, and a 5 year old.

And who doesn't wanna do that once in a while?

I do.

You can pick up a copy of Tromeric's Top 500 Activity Book here.

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

Kweeny Reviews: HA-HA! HORROR!

 KWEENY REVIEWS THE BOOK HA-HA! HORROR


I didn't know what to expect when my friend MonsterMatt Patterson tweeted me and asked if I would review his book. I will review pretty much anything as long as it falls into the realm of horror. I figured something called HA-HA! HORROR VOL 1 was bound to have some humor to it.

Humor, like horror, comes in many forms.

At least from the get-go you are told a lot of the jokes in this book are groan worthy. And when I say groan worthy, I mean the deep kind of groans you'd hear Frankenstein's Monster utter while he complains of a head ache. There are puns and silly word plays, corny poems and songs, bad jokes and even worse jokes. But the wonderful thing about the book is it's a whole lot of fun to flip through. It's a delightful, quick read that leaves you shaking your head and snickering all at the same time.

It's done in the style of the old joke books you might have seen your grandfather leave lying around at the cottage. Do you remember those? They were usually so old they were falling apart, and had terrible artwork inside with even worse jokes to compliment them. But they were fun to read. HA-HA! Horror gave me a sense of nostalgia because of that. There are cute little drawings of monsters enacting jokes throughout the book, which really helps to bring that old joke book feel to life. Or maybe we should say unlife. This book is for the living impaired of course.

It is a really refreshing book to read if you've been having a rough go of things, or you need a silly, spooky-themed pick-me-up. It was rather hard to not smile while I read this book. It is so unlike anything I normally review and read for Kweeny Todd, and I love it for that. It's silly, pun-filled goodness made to make you laugh and groan remembering the good old days. Sometimes simple things are exactly what you need. You can tell a lot of love was put into this book.

Let me close with one of my favorite terrible jokes from the book:
“What do you get by crossing the song “Midnight Train” by Gladys Knight and a Clive Barker film?

THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN”!

Slaps knee, chuckles and exists stage left

 You can find HA-HA! Horror on Amazon.com! And don't forget to check out MonsterMatt's podcast!

Friday, 11 October 2013

DAY 11: BOOK SPOTLIGHT: ONE DARK HALLOWEEN NIGHT!

Because my blog isn't all about horror movie watching...

Do you like books that tie in all your favorite Halloween monsters? Do you need a festive themed book to get you through the Great Pumpkin's arrival? Are you hiding under your sheets because you don't have a good book to distract you from trick-or-treaters?

Then might I suggest this book?

You can find it on AMAZON! 
“The ultimate Halloween adventure.” – Professor Grimmgraves..

From a distance, the town of Autumnville never seemed quite right – the area being picturesque while at the same time haunting. It was a quiet, peaceful place to live, but there was a strange feeling that permeated the town and its people as Halloween approached. An eerie feeling that descended upon Autumnville, and no one knew why… until now.

Jason Myers, a 12-year-old boy who enjoyed all things monsters, discovers through a mysterious Halloween blog that monsters may be very real. On the blog is a video of a witch flying on a broom sighting. While showing it to his three best friends, they come to the horrible realization that it was filmed in the very town they live in.

The four friends will have to face a host of ghosts, witches, scarecrows, and other terrifying nightmares that have invaded Autumnville for a dark and sinister purpose. The boys will have many terrifying encounters and ultimately uncover the real secret behind Halloween. But Jason is not completely helpless, for he has the unwanted aid of a monstrous ally, and of course, Jason’s own incredible secret!

For more info on this title, feel free to check out One Dark Halloween Night and watch the neat trailer they have on the site! 

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

It's Time! BOOK TOUR!


My dear friend Jeremy Hawkins is taking over my blog today for his awesome BOOK TOUR! Read on and all will be revealed dear readers! And don't forget to check out his books! 

~Kweeny

Celebrity Story – Angus Scrimm


Running late to this “Weekend of Horrors (1993)” convention knowing there were a handful of great horror film celebrities waiting for our show to arrive. We ran into this converted hockey rink looking for the contact we had made, making our apologies and hearty greet we were on the move. I think I had a second before I was to my first celebrity star of “Tallman, Phantasm” series Angus Scrimm. Over the years fans have come to love him for his gentle and kind manner, he was no different with me. Setting the greets we started the interview I had my questions in hand and lump in my throat, I asked… Angus answered.


Interview went on for about 10 minutes when I knew we had 5, that is showbiz I guess and we were right thick of our chat. I like to call them chats really, because I never like to feel like we were different. Angus was is and shall always be a cool man, now I am sure you are wondering if somehow this went bad or I made some rude comment. Nope not this time, only problem when we got done and said farewells I realized I was still wearing my stupid jacket. Since this wasn’t about me, it was not a problem… just looked really silly and it showed.


Look at next your date calendar people, it might give you a hint to who the next encounter I may have had on my tour. So thank you to Queenie for letting me share my story and to you all for being here. Please follow the tour and maybe I can interest you in entering the giveaway, come you know you want to.

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ABOUT THE BOOK: 


It's a four book series 40 pages each and it is the art/design from things I had designed over the years. It's a mish-mash of things that I had seen in my head... and some are future designs that will become shirts. Places I wanted to go artistically as you travel from where I was to where I am now. Is it great journey!  Titles came from the idea of time "12:34, 35, 36 and 37” seems that is when my best ideas came to me... day or night. It's funny I never considered myself a "writer" just a man who likes to paint a canvas if it be words or my art/design.

Art from Jeremy's books

Giveaways: Some great prizes being given away please stop over at my main page “BEING RETRO” and look just below the header for the “It’s Time” Tour Giveaway link and enter today.

Thank You, for letting me play host and to all who took the “time” to read this… you are all the best.

Jeremy Hawkins
Being Retro
beingretro.com

Art from Jeremy's books
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Monday, 4 March 2013

Kweeny Reviews CARNAGE ROAD

Best part of my job: Reading horror books for free. Seriously, I love it. Especially when it's good horror fiction. Reviewing a book I love is probably one of the best experiences going. It makes the job easy, because as you have read in other reviews, I don't always like something I review. I think you need to be as honest as you can as a reviewer, even if you are poking fun at something.

Today I got the pleasure to review:


Genre: Zombie Horror
Written By: Greg Lamberson
Print Length: 110 pages
Publisher: Creeping Hemlock Press 
Publication Date: March 27, 2012

KWEENY'S REVIEW:

Carnage Road is a short, visceral little book that is all meat and teeth. Right from the start we are thrown into a world ravaged by “ghouls”. These creatures are pretty much zombies, even if they are never outright called such. Using the word ghoul dregs up creatures that devour the dead, not creatures that devour the living, but I wouldn't put it past these shambling corpses to get desperate enough to eat their own kind. They are zombies, no matter what they are called, and they are descendants of such creatures we've seen before in a George A. Romero flick.

Which is actually part of the charm of this book. It doesn't pretend to be anything but what it is, a book about a couple of bikers trying to survive the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse. The real beauty, or should I say horror, of this story doesn't come from the setting. It’s a well-crafted setting though, along with everything else in this tale, but the real power comes from the characters Lamberson creates. I love the two bikers, Boone and Walker.  They are bad people, and yet somehow I love them more for that.

Boone and Walker are the last of a biker club. When I say biker club, I’m talking along the lines of Sons of Anarchy. They are hard, brutal men who have done terrible things in the name of brotherhood. They aren't a suffering father looking for his son, or a man waking up in a hospital after doomsday. They are cold, brutal killers. It’s kind of refreshing to follow survivors who fall under a grey category. They aren't good or evil per say. They don’t become good or evil either through the course of the story. If anything, they are just exactly as they always were, even when they lose their fellow club members and go off on their own. They are complicated, interesting, and in the end, just hard men who've done and continue to do hard things.

Because of Boone’s desire to see America, they give us a good snapshot of what has become of it. Through their travels, they fall into some very scary situations, as Walker tries to get Boone to Hollywood. They do make it to Hollywood, but along the way their friendship is tested when they find out how terrible things are in other places. Sometimes it’s what humans do to each other that remind us that we are no worse than the “ghouls” beside us. Topics such as fame, racism and more are touched upon in this little novella.

The ending was a very surprising one as well, and I enjoyed it quite a bit. Heck, I loved this book. It was a great little zombie tale, with true horror and dread laced throughout. It was all very human too, very painfully real. Lamberson doesn't hold back.

So if you are looking for something that is a cross between Sons of Anarchy and The Walking Dead, here it is. Condensed into 81 pages of brutal awesome. You won’t be disappointed. 

You can also read this review on Goodreads!



Book Description

BOONE AND WALKER

Boone and Walker are the last members of the Floating Dragons motorcycle gang. When the zombie apocalypse turns the world upside down, they hit the open road to discover America. No responsibilities, no rules, no system. Like Frank and Jesse James, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, all they need are steeds and sidearms.

THE ROAD TO HELL

But this bloodstained road is paved with the walking dead: shambling corpses starved for living flesh. The few humans left are no less hungry, and Boone and Walker encounter remnants of civilization desperate to survive. In some cases, the living are even more dangerous than the dead.

RAW CARNAGE


First west to Hollywood to gaze at the stars, then southeast to the badlands of Texas, Boone and Walker make a last stand on behalf of humanity. Along the way guns blaze, rotting flesh bakes on the asphalt, and friendship and loyalty are tested to their limits.

CARNAGE ROAD

CARNAGE ROAD is Gregory Lamberson’s unforgettable ode to westerns, biker pictures, and the cinema of the living dead.

The CARNAGE ROAD e-book contains a 10,000+ word FREE preview of four chilling PRINT IS DEAD titles: PRAY TO STAY DEAD, WORLD IN RED, REANIMATED AMERICANS, and SCAVENGERS.

PRINT IS DEAD is a new line of top-quality zombie novels brought to you by the critically acclaimed indie publisher, Creeping Hemlock Press. Each title is available in both paperback and e-book format.

www.printisdead.com

GEORGE A. ROMERO ON PRINT IS DEAD:

"These guys know more about the undead than I do. and that's saying something, because I've been hanging out with zombies for as long as I can remember."

Monday, 26 November 2012

Kweeny Reviews...Dungeon Brain!

Here's my contribution to the Dungeon Brain Tour, presented by Dark Eva! Feel free to check out other stops on the novel's tour through Benjamin Kane Ethridge's site! 



Genre: Dark sci-fi/Horror
Publisher: Nightscape Press
Publication Date: October 30, 2012
Number of Pages: 356


KWEENY'S REVIEW:

Dungeon Brain is a twisted little Sci-fi novel, I'll give it that. I do like twisted. It's a well crafted, devious little tale. But it's not what I would consider horror, and I have to admit, it's not what I would usually read. And because of this, I find writing this review hard. There is darkness in it sure, and some would consider it horror, but sometimes I found a lot of the scenes where there only to produce shock value in the readers. But I'm getting ahead of myself...

Sci-fi is probably the least favourite of genres for me. I am highly critical of it, especially reading it, and expect too much from it. So keep that in mind when you read this. Of course, I can enjoy science fiction and have, several times. But what I require from the science fiction genre might be a little more demanding than most readers. Hard SF is not my bag. Too much explaining and not enough story telling. I like the exploration part of SF, but if you spend half the book explaining how a rocket ship can get to mars, I'm bored. I have to say, the writer does do a fairly good job balancing that out. He is a very talented story teller. But he still spends too much time keeping us completely in the dark about what's going on. We get some snippets sure, but then the main character's mind is wiped again and that irritated me. She's back to square one and it's roughly 100 pages in. It felt like a carrot was dangled then ripped away, instead of having the carrot stay to lead me on.

The main plot follows a woman who for a big chunk of the book is only known as The Woman, and who has multiple people living in her head. We find out they are mostly convicts, and later, we find out she steals minds from more than just humans. She can steal ANY being's mind. And we start off with this Woman being a prisoner of a creepy, completely bonkers woman named Maggie, who likes to fancy herself a nurse even though she repeatedly abuses The Woman and drugs her so she can't remember anything. Oh and Maggie has some aliens she keeps as slaves called the Rotviqes. There's also some sort of war going on just beyond the prison The Women is kept, and the aliens are a part of that war.

Eventually after another mind wipe and her need to follow Mr.Rat, We find out her name is June and she escapes. The abuse she has to suffer under Maggie's care before this though, seemed unnecessary to me. I know Maggie is crazy, but I didn't need to see her self mutilate on June to prove it. And readers of this blog, you know I'm not squimmish. I like gore, violence and all that. But if it's senseless and not helpful to progressing a story, I either tune it out or laugh it off. I tuned this out. I shrugged and went, "Okay, so what? Why should I care? I don't know this woman who has lost her memory and has a bunch of people in her head, and this Maggie chick is OMFG crazy!" Maybe if the writer spent more time making me care about June, instead of taking the carrot away just as I am about to know things about her as a person with feelings (let alone her past), I wouldn't feel so numb about it. June talks more to her head-mates and Maggie than learns anything substantial about herself, and that really takes away the sense of dread for me. Especially since none of these "people" want to help her and just screw her around on information.

The writer does eventually explain things, and the big reveal is nice. I am glad he tried to unravel June like a rose, so we get layers of the character. It was a neat attempt, but to me it was just that. An attempt. I didn't feel it was done successfully. Once June leaves the facility though things get more interesting. The story stopped dragging and more characters interact with June, giving her more life. She stops being this whimpering, helpless prisoner and has more agency. Of course, she falls into another kind of prison when she encounters the other run away slaves from the facility, but this time it feels like the carrot is within reach. It's not just a game of Cat-Maggie and Mouse-June, and it's more engaging for me. Also, we find out what kind of person June really is and see her explore her personality.

I like the questions the writer poses with this reveal too. Because while I was annoyed with the drawn out helpless June, I see it's merit. If it was a little more condensed I think I would have enjoyed it more, and if I didn't have to see her get wiped again so deep in the book. Because it's merit comes in the second half of the book, when it's revealed who June really is. And then you wonder to yourself if the real June is really a cowardly thing, or...something else entirely.

I won't spoil that for you. June's awareness of herself is a very awesome part of the book. It reveals EVERYTHING and all the pieces fall into place. I found it had some interesting philosophical questions, some really well written parts, and an interesting story/premise. If you like SF, by all means, pick it up. Especially dark SF. But to me, there wasn't enough here to make me feel like it was a horror novel. I have a feeling I'd like some of this writer's other work more.

You can also read this review on Goodreads!


About the author:

Benjamin Kane Ethridge is the Bram Stoker Award winning author of the novel BLACK & ORANGE (Bad Moon Books 2010) and DUNGEON BRAIN (Nightscape Press 2012). For his master's thesis he wrote, "CAUSES OF UNEASE: The Rhetoric of Horror Fiction and Film." Available in an ivory tower near you. Benjamin lives in Southern California with his wife and two creatures who possess stunning resemblances to human children. When he isn't writing, reading, videogaming, Benjamin's defending California's waterways and sewers from pollution.

Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Halloween Countdown: Guest Post for FEAR!


For more Halloween goodness, I have an author guest post, bio and excerpt of the anticipated horror anthology FEAR!  Feel free to check out other stops on the novel's tour through the Book Me! site! Also, there's a pretty sweet giveaway connected to ths anthology. Give it a look: 


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Guest Post:
Why London is too busy for ghosts - by Die Booth
  
A while ago I met up with a friend who used to live in Chester but had moved to London a few years earlier. During the course of our evening’s conversation he said one thing that really struck me. Apparently, back in Chester, he had been - unbeknownst to me at the time - something of a medium. Despite being so interested in the supernatural and writing mainly horror, I’m about as sensitive as a brick wall (I’ll touch more on that later) but he, apparently, sees dead people - or, at least, used to.

“Sometimes I’d walk down Castle Drive, down by the river, in the middle of the night. It’s a terrifying place on your own in the dark,” he told me, “I’d sense and see things.” He also apparently used to see someone standing over his bed whenever he slept in his mother’s house. But since moving to London, he’s not seen a single spooky thing. “I think it’s too busy for ghosts in London,” he said, and that got me thinking.

I, the brick wall, have seen a couple of things in my lifetime that I haven’t been able to explain away, but whilst they've most been in broad daylight, they've all been in Chester and when very few other people have been around. There are many theories on what ghosts are. Stone Tape Theory, where bricks and stones (namely, buildings) ‘record’ energy from the past in their fabric to replay - when you demolish the building, you get rid of the ghosts. Theories that suggest bodies of water (especially underground) - like rivers - act in the same way. Ghosts are often seen as sort of electrical waves or impulses, universal interference as it were. They cause electromagnetic fluctuations in the air that can be picked up on specialist equipment, their voices can be captured as EVP on recording devices.

You have to wonder, though, why ghosts are usually seen by lone individuals at night though. Often on stairs or in pub toilets or creepy isolated cellars, why is it that they always target the loners? Is it because people on their own are more paranoid, more prone to nervous flights of fancy - or is it because if you’re with friends then you’re taking notice of your mates and can easily miss any external happenings, while if you’re alone then you’re taking much more notice of your surroundings? It’s something to think about. Apparently, a lot of ghost sightings happen on stairs - stairs being the one place in a building where there’s virtually guaranteed to be absolutely no external distractions; no television, no radio, not even any furniture.  You can take this theory further, too. In the good ol’ haunted days, people looked around more. It’s true. If your friend went to the toilet and you were left waiting for them in the haunted bar, you had nothing better to do than sit around and wait for the ghost to show up. Now, you can see any number of heads in bars bent over iphones, totally immersed in technology and unaware of surroundings. People walking home at night are listening to their ipods, not to the clip-clopping of ghostly hooves. It’s difficult to imagine that the protagonist of Oh Whistle and I’ll Come to You My Lad would have been quite so intimidated by the figure on the beach if he’d been listening to the Kaiser Chiefs through his earbuds. People these days are just too busy for ghosts.

If you subscribe to the ghosts-as-electrical-energy theory, you can take this idea one step further, too. With more and more gadgets permanently fired up around our homes, more radio waves and broadband and satellite television and microwaves, isn't it possible that the ghost-frequency-signals might be suffering from interference and that’s why the lone midnight traveller on the quiet county road sees more ghosts than harassed fluorescent-lit office workers in the big city.

With this in mind, I wrote my short story ‘To Be Heard’ which features in the Crooked Cat charity anthology ‘Fear’. It’s about how modern day Londoners are too busy and detached to see ghosts any more, and what the ghosts are going to do about it. I’m sure some ghosts are still seen, despite electrical interference and people who don’t really take notice of their surroundings. I’m sure that, often, people don’t even realise that the person they've just passed on the stairs wasn't alive. Who knows - you might have passed a ghost in the street today and not even realised it.



Excerpt:
Die Booth - To Be Heard

There’s something nasty in my flat.
I moved in here last August and I never liked it. It’s like a cupboard, although I suppose that’s par for the course here, and the bathroom walls get all this black damp on when you have a shower because there’s no ventilation but there still manages to be draughts somehow. It’s freezing. Maybe that’s where the atmosphere comes from, like, cold spots like you read in ghost stories. It’s just not a nice place, something I can’t quite define. About a month after I moved in, I started to feel it – a sort of paranoia I suppose, a dizzy, disorienting feeling like an invisible hand on the back of your neck, like when you've watched a horror film on your own at night and you know logically that there’s nothing to be afraid of but you still look over your shoulder when you’re cleaning your teeth before bed. I think I just don’t like living on my own; I only felt like that when I was in the flat, outside in the anonymous bustle of the crowds I was ignored again, but unwatched.

Die Booth Bio:


Die Booth lives in Chester, UK and enjoys cake, old things and dancing the gothic two-step. When not exploring abandoned places or attending Chester Writers, Die writes speculative fiction for places like Litro and the Fiction Desk, has recently co-edited the 'Re-Vamp' anthology and is currently rewriting and illustrating 'Beauty and the Beast' for a charity fairytale anthology called 'The Art of Fairytales'. You can visit Die at http://diebooth.wordpress.com/ or https://www.facebook.com/pages/Die-Booth/159600975597

Friday, 19 October 2012

Virtual Zombie Walk Day! Braaaaaiiiinnnzzzz....


Ah, it’s that time of year again. When the dead rise and hunger for human flesh, all while walking across cities, towns and blogs, looking for brains. Last year I was completely insane and did a weird little story, where I incorporated fellow blogger friends.  This year I was inspired to do something a little different, when a friend and fellow blogger Cabin Goddess told me she loves zombies.

You love zombies do you? WELL KWEENY TAKES THAT AS A CHALLENGE!

Of course, I promised her I would compile a list of awesome zombie stuff to entertain her. So here is a MEGA AWESOME ZOMBIE CRAP list to hopefully keep her and you readers engaged with the undead!

KWEENY’S ULTIMATE MUST READ FOR ZOMBIE LOVERS!

Let’s start with books shall we? Because every good zombie fan should know how to read. And if you don’t, eat some brains of a reader and absorb their power, so you can then read these books! I hand-picked these books and they range from comics to non-fiction.  Tasty literature of the dead…


Fiction: The Rising by Brian Keene
He’s the man when it comes to survival horror. He has a whole series too of horrific zombie books, but you should definitely start with The Rising. It’s a brilliant, creepy book written from the perspective of a desperate man just trying to find his son. If you think Walking Dead is awesome, you’ll love Keene’s stuff. 


Comics: The Walking Dead
Now I am a fan of the show, but it’s got nothing on the comic. This series is as brutal as the show, and the characters in my opinion are more fleshed out than in the show. And if you think Michonne’s bad ass in the show, you haven’t seen anything yet. (She's my fav in the comic)


Fiction: World War Z by Max Brooks
This horrific book is an oral history told by many survivors of the start, during, and aftermath of the zombie apocalypse. This gives the book many interesting perspectives on the zombie outbreak. It’s an intense read, and very well written, keeping the reader engaged throughout the book. A must read for zombie lovers.


Non-Fiction: Zombies!: An Illustrated History of the Undead by Jovanka Vuckovic
This book is probably the most complete compendium I have ever read about the zombie phenomenon. Jovanka is thorough in her research, and touches on everything from Voodoo Zombies, to Zombies in pop culture. She shows the evolution of the creature, and how we’ve taken it from the realms of myth into its own cult following. And there are lots of pictures!


Non-Fiction:  The Undead and Philosophy: Chicken Soup for the Soulless (Popular Culture and Philosophy) by Richard Greene and K. Silem Mohammad
For the more deep thinking zombie lovers among us, I bring you this book, dedicated to asking the deeper questions when discussing the undead. Questions such as: What is a p-zombie? How horrible would it really be to become undead? Can the dead be held accountable for what they do? And many more.  There’s also articles on vampires too, and what is the real difference between a vampire and a zombie. It’s a great read.

Hope you enjoyed my post! Now shuffle over to these deadites and see what zombie goodness they have in store for you:


Zombies Everywhere
[Retro-Zombie]
Halloween Blues
The Southern Northerner
Martha's Journey
Annie Walls
GingerRead Review
App'y Talk
Kweeny Todd
Jenny's House of Horrors
Bubba's Place
Fictional Candy
herding cats & burning soup
Author Sherry Soule Blog
Paranormal research Group Blog
Adult Urban Fantasy by Sherry Soule
Moonlight Publishing Blog
Candid Canine
Ghost Hunting Theories
Above the Norm
A Dust Bunny In The Wind
Faith McKay
Zombob's Zombie News & Movie Reviews
Flesh From The Morgue
The Living Dark
Some One Else's Cook
Stumptown Horror
Forget About TV, Grab a Book
Zombie Dating Guide
Strange State
The Paranormalist - Renae Rude
Idée Fixe
Random Game Crafts
WhiteRoseBud's Tumblr
Gnostalgia
Book Me!
Carmen Jenner Author
Sarasota Zombie Pub Crawl
Not Now...Mommy's Reading
Love is a Many Flavored Thing
Its On Random
Ellie Potts
Attention Earthlings!
Horror Shock LoliPOP
The Spooky Vegan
The Story In...
DarkSide Detectives Blog
Something wicKED this way comes....
Julie Jansen: science fiction and horror writer
Author/screenwriter James Schannep
The Zombie Lab
Creepy Glowbugg
Pickleope
Sharing Links and Wisdom
Midnyte Reader
This Blog Has A.D.D.
Carol's Creations
Jeremy Bates
Vanessa Morgan

Sunday, 7 October 2012

Halloween Countdown: KWEENY REVIEWS...KINGDOM


Here's my contribution to the Kingdom Tour! Lucky me, I am first on the list to share my review of the anticipated novel: Kingdom! Feel free to check out other stops on the novel's tour through the First Rule Publicity site! 

Synopsis:
In a secret laboratory hidden under the desert, a covert bioengineering project--codename "Exodus"--has discovered the gene responsible for the human soul.

Somewhere in the neon sprawl outside the nation's collapsing economic core, a group of renegade monks are on the verge of uncovering a secret that has eluded mankind for centuries.

In a glittering tower high above the urban decay, an ascendant U.S. Senator is found dead--an apparent, yet inexplicable, suicide.

And in the streets below, a young man races through an ultra modern metropolis on the verge of a violent revolution....closing in on the terrible truth behind Exodus--and one man's dark vision for the future of mankind.

Welcome to Tiber City.

KWEENY'S REVIEW:

Let me start by saying this is not traditionally a horror novel, which is part of its charm. It’s very dark though, a bleak look at a world ravaged by science gone amok. A dystopian future where man has meddled too much, and in the process, set up his own downfall.  As you read, things become more and more apparent that even the people in slums don’t dare to dream. As if some malevolent being will hear them and thus rip what little they have left from their lives.

It’s just that kind of story.

So there is horror, and some of it is very personal. Which I enjoyed. But it’s more of a SF with philosophical leanings. The novel itself is written from three different perspectives, which at first can be a bit jarring, but the writer weaves them together well so in the end they are seamless.

 First we have a man named Dylan Fitzgerald, whose fame and money come from his dead father. Then we have Dr. Campbell, a scientist whose research into genetics and other such things were meant to help make the world a better place. And lastly, Dr. Morrison, who used the knowledge Dr. Campbell taught him to create monsters, betray Campbell and build a mega corp that has tendrils in many pies. If you are a big roleplaying dork like me, this world is very reminiscent of Shadowrun, but yet somehow still close enough to be our own world. The tech level isn’t completely over the top like in Shadowrun, but that’s part of why I like it. Hell, I could even see hints of Resident Evil, with the whole creating monsters by messing with DNA thing. (Or for those of you not gamer geeks like moi, think Bladerunner but with less replicants and more human-gene-splicing) But it’s very thematically bio-punk, edging on trans-humanism.  There is no apocalypse in this, just a world crumbling around the characters involved in it. I could see it very easily becoming our world, as there is only a few years difference from ours, and men like Dr. Campbell and Dr. Morrison would be who we’d have to thank for that.

Normally having three perspectives would make things a bit too jumbled and confusing, but O’Donnell is a masterful storyteller. It’s surprisingly an easy read, with only a few bumps at times in pacing and plot. But there are plenty of lush details about every dark corner of this world, and the characters are very engaging. They are all flawed, slightly broken people who despite knowing the world that surrounds them wants to swallow them whole, still strive to endure in this terrible place. And part of the beauty of O’Donnell’s writing style is you can see the beauty in the decay, feel the touch of life even in death.

My favorite part by far is the characters, especially Dylan. It’s probably because of how deeply personal I identified with him, despite his financial situation. His father was a politician who killed himself, leaving him a legacy both terrible and wonderful. Now he’s a fallen star, a person with money and some fame that could do things mere mortals in the slums could only imagine. And he pines for a love he lost, Megan Morrison, daughter of Michael Morrison. But he spends most of his time in a drug fueled haze, trying to run from the demons his father’s legacy has bestowed. Having lost my own mother to suicide, I identified with him right away. His emotions and turmoil felt very real. Little does Dylan know his role he will play in the bigger plot unfolding through the course of this novel. That his connection to it all isn’t just through his father.

But I also enjoyed Jonathan Campbell’s journey. His is less personal for me, but by far the more interesting of the three characters and his torture is very real. He created things that have destroyed, things that were meant to better humanity but instead, has created sickness, decay and death across the globe.  Campbell is very engaging as a character. Very flawed and seeking redemption. And through that desire to find forgiveness for his mistakes, he stumbles upon a spiritual group helping people who've fallen between the cracks. And these people are searching for the gene responsible for the human soul.

And then there is Michael Morrison. I think his character is probably the weakest, because to me he came off as the typical “evil, backstabbing scientist”.  I couldn't really relate to him, but he was a great foil to Campbell.  He meddles in not only bio engineering, but politics as well. I guess that’s part of the beauty of the Morrison character. He reminds us how far detached the rich and powerful can be. How alien they are to us and how hard it is to relate to their goals and desires. There’s probably a human being under all that genetic modification and finely pressed clothing, but it’s so repressed it might as well be gone. He’s perfect, white teethed, and clean, where Campbell could have been like that, but instead “fell from grace” when he ran from Morrison and their work. I guess that’s what makes Morrison so scary to me. He represents the 1%. He’s gained so much power, so much wealth; he can do pretty much anything he wants. And the worst part is, he’s a scientist with all this power. A mad scientist who thinks his plans and ideas are perfectly reasonable for progress.

If I had to point out a flaw within the novel it's this: At one point there is too much telling and not enough showing. As a writer, you are told to show the story, not tell the reader what’s going on. And for most of the book O'Donnell does this, and beautifully. But there is a point in the novel where a bunch of jargon is tossed at us, and it really took me out of the story. Considering all the other things going on, the writer already explains to us the plot of the novel so well he didn't need to go over it again by adding the jargon notes that clearly lay everything out. I know it’s hard to trust in a novel this dense that readers are going to follow your ideas, especially outlandish semi-science ones, but I could just fine without the extra jargon. I could piece it together from bits of what the characters were going through, from things the cultists said, from Morrison’s scheming. I didn't need a whole section full of boring, cluttering jargon to explain the plot to me like an exposition fairy.

One of the greatest strengths of this book is the questions it brings forward. The prose is written so that every word means something, every syllable laced with purpose. All of the words are geared to bring you into this dreadful, damned landscape of too much science, too much modification, too much drugs and excess, too much suffering and greed. There’s just way too much pain, and trying to find solace and spirituality through a world burned alive seems like a fleeting task, especially for science.

But oh…they sure try to find the human soul. And they claim it’s a gene at that.

Whether they find it or not, I’ll leave that for you to read for yourself. But it’s definitely a book worth reading. It will leave you with some interesting ideas to ponder, and make you very uncomfortable at times. 

You can also read this review on Goodreads! 




About the Author
Anderson O’Donnell presents a biopunk, dystopian noir-esque thriller in this amazing read, KINGDOM. Most people are familiar with the term “cyberpunk,” but “biopunk” is harder to nail down. In many ways, biopunk is similar to the cyberpunk genre, and shares many of the same themes and archetypes: the dystopian future; the overreliance on technology; mega-corporations; a constant and overwhelming flow of data; the anti-hero—these elements are integral parts of both genres.

Both genres are fueled, to some extent, by the sense of rebellion and desire for individual freedom expressed by the original punk rock revolution. But the main difference—the most important difference—is that while cyberpunk focuses on invasive technological modification of the human body, biopunk explores the dehumanizing consequences of biological modification, of re-arranging our DNA in the pursuit of perfection.

Anderson lives in Connecticut with his wife and 2 sons. Anderson himself deems Kingdom as “a thrill-a-minute, bio-punk myth that manages to wrestle with the most pressing issues of the new millennium. O’Donnell has crafted a kickass novel of tomorrow night, when the big party gets raided by the monsters we’ve been building for the last half-century.”

His debut novel, Kingdom, a dystopian, biopunk thriller, is now available in paperback and ebook format. Kingdom is the first part of the Tiber City Trilogy. Look for part two, Exile, in the summer of 2013.


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Disclosure of Material Connection: I received this book for review from First Rule Publicity from the author as part of a virtual book tour. I was not compensated nor was I required to write a positive review. The opinions I have expressed are my own. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission’s 16 CFR, Part 255: “Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising.”



Thursday, 6 September 2012

Kweeny Is Book Touring!

Well, it looks like October is going to be a very busy month for me!

When I started this blog, I wanted to do more than movie reviews. I even managed to do a few different things, like comics, music and books, but I got on a movie kick. But horror to me is more than watching a much of movies. Horror is a genre, and as a genre, has plenty to offer. I wanted my blog to be a place that showcased that. I wanted to show people horror and the macabre can inspire many different mediums. Don't worry, I am still gonna do the movies. I just want to do more than movies too.

So I'm going to be doing a couple book tours in October, to branch out and do something I love just as much as ripping apart a terrible movie: Reading books. Ooooh how Kweeny loves to read. If you don't know, I am an avid reader and a published author! No novels published yet, just short fiction, articles, poetry, etc...

So if you thought I was a big horror movie nerd, you haven't seen anything yet.

I mean, I have a HUGE collection of signed books. To me, writers are rockstars. And I still remember when I got to BE one of those nerdy, weird rockstars when I went to my first writer con. *sigh* World Horror Convention in Toronto holds some really fun memories for me. Hanging out with fellow writers; oddballs in various fun and interesting ways, handing me so many drinks I wanted to be an octopus to carry them all...

*coughs* Sorry, got nostalgic there.

BACK TO THE BOOK TOURS BUSINESS!

As you can see, I posted the banners for the tours on the right there. The first one is for a book called KINGDOM, and I am proud to say it will not only be my first blog tour for First Rule Publicity, I will be kicking it off on the first day! (No pressure right?)

In a secret laboratory hidden under the desert, a covert bioengineering project--codename "Exodus"--has discovered the gene responsible for the human soul.


So came back on October 7th and read my review of the book, and see if it makes me as excited as an Orangutan on meth!

Then there is the second tour I will be doing for Book Me!, and I'll be doing a Guest Post on October 30th, with an excerpt for you guys to enjoy! Sweet deal right? So come check out the new Anthology FEAR: A Modern Anthology Of Horror And Terror, right in time for Devils Night!


Who's gonna read her some Biopunk-Noir-Thriller/Horror? THIS GIRL!

(Also, if anyone reading this is saying to themselves, "Kweeny's branching out! Sweet I should get her to review __________," then by all means, send me stuff. Just be aware of my new Review Policy. It will make us both happy if you followed it. Thank you.)

Friday, 22 July 2011

Kweeny Reviews...

The Book: A Kiss of Shadows by Laurell K. Hamilton


Sometimes you just find something that is a guilty pleasure. A dark indulgence that you don’t want to admit you enjoy, but gosh darn it, you do. It’s like eating candy corn when everyone around you thinks candy corn is gross. My husband was insistent I read the Merry Gentry series, after I told him I read up to book two in the Anita Blake series by Hamilton and just gave up, tossing the book across the room in disgust at her crappy research skills and bad writing style. Laughing Corpse just pissed me off, because to me it had so much potential to be a good story, but I couldn’t get past the fact she blended Santeria with Voudon.

SIDE NOTE: Kweeny Todd in real life is deeply spiritual and studies mythology and world religions with great passion. So she gets irked when writers are lazy with their mythos and spirituality in books. It’s a pet peeve she knows is silly and only bugs her really, as most readers probably don’t even know what those two religions are and why mixing them is such a big deal. Sure, they sound similar, but they are NOT THE SAME THING. If a person is described as VOUDON then they should not be doing practices that are SANTERIA. And Kweeny knew the difference, thus she can get all pissy while reading. And so the ritual of tossing the book away like it was kryptonite to her sensibilities happens. You’ll find she tosses books quite often in fits of rage when they do things she is not pleased with. She’s a very passionate reader. For the curious, here is a short article about the differences in the two religions and more people screwing it up.

But since he said he’d read it to me over the phone to put me to bed (living apart means you find creative ways to connect. And who doesn’t like being read to by someone who loves them?) I gave in. It was like having a book on tape.

And honestly, bad writing aside, its pretty good candy corn. Hamilton shines the most in her writing when she is describing sex. It’s just a fact. The sex is the main reason you’d ever read a book of hers. Several times when things were getting hot and heavy I was clawing at the sheets, because well...I missed my husband. And he was reading sexy shit to me. And unlike Anita Blake, which only later in the series get’s smutty (of course I had given up reading the series before it “gets good.” As my friends would tell me) from almost the start A Kiss of Shadows is full of sex and danger.

The basic premise is this: Magical beings intermingle with humans and have a muddy co-existence going on. Merry Gentry, our boobilicious heroine, is a half-sidhe half-human princess of the Unseelie court. She is in hiding at the start of the book because her aunt the Queen wants her dead. So she is working for this detective agency solving magical crimes and trying to stay hidden with her own personal glamour spells. She gets on this one case were women were being exploited magically and sexually, and she gets magically raped on the case with the use of an enchanted oil. There is a scene I did enjoy in the police station where she tells off a cop who is giving her the third degree about not “looking like a rape victim.” This happens way too much in real life. Also I don't really like reading rape stories, but the way this was done it almost took the sting out of it. Maybe it was the use of magic that did it. I don't know. And I don't know if I like that the writer took the sting out of the scene with magic. It also gets funny when the magical oil that is covered on her body gets all over the cops and they get all aroused by magic. It’s like a supernatural humpfest for a while there. 

Of course all this leads to her being found again by people she didn’t want to find her, all of which are males, all of which wanna hump her in some fashion, and she gets brought back to her aunt the Queen. She finds out only later on that her aunt has been looking for her not to kill her, but wants her for something. Hmmm...what could that be?



I won’t spoil it for those who might be reading right now. But I will say that this book is a better book than the two Anita Blake books I tried to read. Her style is less lazy, but still not great by any means. No flowery language here folks. It's an easy read, which is good for fluffy smut. I think the fact that the fae creatures within have different standards for what is moral makes it easier to believe all the sex going on. I love the different fae creatures in it. I’m a sucker for monstrous fairies.  There’s a few horrific scenes of fae magic used for terrible means, like when one is turned inside out by what is refered to as “The Hand of Power” and the poor creature would be stuck like that forever if Merry didn’t brutally butcher the thing. And I mean she hacks the thing into pieces. She has no choice. The creature is fae and doesn’t die easily.

And seriously, the main reason you’d ever read the book is because it’s hawt. Damn hawt. I’d like to see a little less of one girl several guys action, but that’s just me. Variety is the spice of life. How about guy on guy or girl on girl action?

Does this qualify for horror? I’d say almost. Dark Fiction at best. There are some pretty disturbing scenes, and some creepy creatures (with tentacles even), but it’s not horrific enough. I enjoy it like I am enjoying a good bag of popcorn, slathered in magical oil to make me wanna hump my husbands face off. But it’s no prime rib steak. But you can’t eat prime rib all the time.



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